While you’re online voting for Mike Green for the Bob Cousy Award, direct that index finger to make another couple of clicks to vote for yours truly.
Enter Bissell’s MVP competition. You know?! The vacuum company. Anyway, they are having this contest where people can enter their pets to be featured on the box of their new Pet Hair Eraser vacuum package. I just went ahead and logged on and entered myself.
The contest winners are selected through online voting, so Uncle Ovid (Ovid Butler (pictured) wants you to get out and vote for me! Click here to view my submission and to vote.
You know I am looking good and should be on that vacuum box! You see my face on a vacuum box and you know right away the thing is good. People be in the store looking at vacuums and then see my face and be like…Dude: Hey honey, let’s get this one!
Lady: Why, you know something about Bissell?
Dude: No, but it’s got this cool bulldog on it…it has to suck!
(and by suck, I mean in a good way, because that’s what vacuums do…they suck, literally)
Lady: Okay, if you think that’s the best one then get it.
Sold. Everybody wins. What’s not to like about that?
You could put my face on brochure selling ocean front property in Arizona and it would sell. That’s not cocky, it’s just cute.
Okay, there was maybe just a little bit of trash talk in all of that, but still. If my ability to use this face to score treats is any indication, then get me on the gravy train of endorsements…be bringing in checks so big it would make Tiger Woods, Peyton Manning and Michael Jordan look like chump change.
Hey, a dog can dream can’t he?
Regardless, get out there on the world wide web and vote for me and Mike Green; a couple of Bulldogs who need your support!
Enough about that, you get the idea. I've got a couple "day in the life" updates for everybody as yesterday was a busy day.
Now he needs your vote! The fan voting section is now open, so vote for Mike at
Congratulations to Mike for even being considered and best of luck with the rest of the season!